The Definitive Chart on How to Identify a Terrorist

A little over a year ago, I wrote an article titled:  You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…

It proved a useful description of the varied afflictions that might overcome your fellow man on the path toward becoming a sentient human being. These include critical thinking, the enjoyment of nature and the distrust of mainstream media.

Well now we have the United States Government Terrorist Identification Chart. This should further aid you in identifying if there are enemies in your midst. Pay close attention serfs.

Terrorist chart

Great job to whoever created this.

In Liberty,
Mike

Follow me on Twitter!

3 Comments

 Add your comment
  1. di is in los angeles (@tovangar2)

    Don’t forget that breast-feeding mom in a mall. The security guard called her a terrorist because stupid.

  2. I laughed at “Terrorist Battlecruiser”

Leave a Reply