Nation Horrified to Learn About War in Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal
Just hilarious. From the Onion: WASHINGTON—As they scoured the Internet for more juicy details about former CIA director David Petraeus’ affair with biographer Paula Broadwell, Americans were reportedly horrified today upon learning that a protracted, bloody war involving U.S. forces is currently raging in the nation of Afghanistan. “Oh my God, this is terrible,” Allie … Read more