Over the past several decades, a tumorous growth has emerged from and taken over the Republican Party. This cancer is called a neoconservative, or colloquially just simply neocon. These folks are extremely insecure and hotheaded. It is best to avoid them in the wild whenever possible. Some signs that you may be in the presence of one are below:
You Know You Are a Neocon If…
You like starting wars you can’t finish.
If you do start a war you can’t finish, so what, it’s not like your kids are dying.
You think you are better than pretty much everyone else, especially poor people, who are the problem by the way.
You’ve never fought in a war, but you talk tough on Fox News.
While you parade around mainstream media as a “political strategist,” you’re actually on the payroll of Booz Allen Hamilton or some other defense/intelligence contractor.
Your name is Chris Christie.
When reading about the Revolutionary War, you find yourself sympathetic to the British cause.
The punishing amount of wedgies you received as an adolescent has made you permanently insecure and trying to act macho.
Your machismo really comes out when you have an opportunity to pick on people or nations you deem weaker than you.
You think it is “conservative” to ignore the Constitution.
Viewing the images below for more than 5 seconds makes you feel patriotic rather than an uncontrollable urge to vomit:
This post is a followup to my most popular post ever: You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…
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At the heart of NeoCon philosophy is ‘the big lie’ or ‘the noble myth’, as they might prefer: the need for an external, evil enemy to galvanize the state around its myth of its own goodness.
I posit that to argue with a neocon is to argue with an admitted liar. How does one debate a liar? It’s not a debate at all.
You know if you’re a libtard if this blog posting made sense or if you didn’t think that this Peter dude wasn’t belching out his ass…
Geez, in just one post you show that:
1) you don’t know anything about Leo Straus and the history of the neocons
2) the word ‘clever’ has probably never been associated with anything you’ve ever said nor written
I can not describe how sill you look publishing a story like this Mike…. what a fool you are.
The only fools are the ones that believe the psycho neocon terrorists.
I PITY THE FOOLS!
If someone had asked, “Cui Bono?’ back in the day…