Advice from the Department of Homeland Security: If Attacked by a Shooter, Grab Some Scissors

I first heard about this from a New York Post article on the topic.  Then I watched the video for myself.  It’ll make you want to defund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) immediately.  While the whole “grab scissors” to defend oneself during a mass shooting is pretty amusing, the more disturbing part is that 90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air.  All the while police in black uniforms and “assault weapons” race in to save the day!  The video is a great representation of how the DHS views the citizenry.  Feeble, helpless, pathetic little children.  You’ve gotta watch it for yourself!


In Liberty,
Mike

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  1. See police: follow instructions, put your hands up, spread your fingers, no yelling…

    Great exercise to condition the sheeple to cowar before ‘Authority.’

  2. This is stupid. Everybody knows all you have to do is put up a NO GUNS sign.

  3. At 1:03 mark you can see the blond woman visibly texting, instead of dialing the phone. Was she updating her Facebook status? Yes, that is how it works, gang. Update status in real time or it didn’t happen, THEN worry about actually getting first responder to the scene.

    Also, at 2:40 mark, those people assume the SWAT guys will not gun them down?

    I am running out to Staples right now to stock up on scissors. Prepare yourselves.

  4. Or, ‘B’: Pull out your gun and shoot the fucker.

  5. Be sure to wear Odor-Free Depends, so that you cannot be detected by smell.

  6. And then one day, finally, the good citizens of the United States realized that funding this sort of crap is entirely optional. April 15 arrived and nothing showed up in the Fed mailbox. And all the morons making absurd videos had to go home and get real work.

  7. I’ve been thinking about the rationales behind all the recent shootings occurring at schools, places of work, in general, everywhere. I have come to the conclusion that a good reason for these events is the justification for MORE police, MORE monitoring of citizens and MORE installation of fear in the general public.
    MORE police will be beneficial in the event of protests arising from people waking up the crooks running the country.

  8. Attempted assassination of Giffords? What about the actual assassination of Chief U.S. District Judge John Roll at the same time of the Gifford’s incident?!!! Why is an attempted assassination mentioned and the actual assassination not mentioned? Best pay attention here to this DHS agenda. The Army of the united states of America used to be the protector of the Homeland until it got converted into the United States Army. Do your homework.

  9. Yeah, well I recall after the 9/11 hijackings, at least one pilot advising perspective passengers to throw Coke cans at the bad guys. That kind of reminds me of Joe Besser the comedian on the Abbott and Costello Show threatening people by saying “Ill harm you!”

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